Is it still against the law to choke your kids???

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wow, guess I shouldn't spread my seed anytime soon.......may come back to bite me in teh arse Wink

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girls are alot differant than boys. after the girls find boys its all over with then, the brains just oooz out the ears.

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After more of the "Dad talks and they listen" yesterday I found out the boy was driving. But on the up side the boy was the one to tell me the truth, my daughter was trying to save his life and cover for him. Well, the boy telling the truth went a little in is favor (not much). He addmitted to trying to show off and the buggy got away from him. I may have told the gang here the trails where we ride are real tight for the 250 rocketa. I have no idea how the h*ll he managed to think it would have made that kind of turn at any speed other than slow. As said before Im no stranger to riding in the woods and should take him out for one eye popping ride Shocked

but I wont. The word bad influence comes to mind! He knows now (I thought my kid already knew) the do's and dont's of the buggy and that I wont take any crap from any boy, although he never tried me out I just figured I would just go ahead and get that out of the way Twisted Evil

Im sure this of many stupid things Im going to see in the future of boyfriends do to the fact I also have 3 girls.
Two are teens (one of which is aloud a boy to come over one day of a weekend for a set amount of time only if me or there mother are home) the other teen well not old enough to have them come over. Ohh they try to come over to see her but I put them right down the road! Yep now I see that girls brains turn to mush too! That only took me 17yrs of marriage and a teenage daughter who is just now aloud to have a boy over to figure out. Man do I catch on slow Confused

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ever see the movie deliverance????

lol Twisted Evil

I hear SHAKING them doesnt leave any marks of any kind, but a lasting impression!!!!!!!

lol

As per boys will be boys and junk like that... My wife gets dopey sometimes when she is "giddy"... In a good mood, or flirty, whatever, she seems to loose any of that common sense stuff that has been crammed in there for years... case in point, first day I had my buggy... SHe jumped in drove it up a rock wall!!!!! lol... It is just like a car, yet somehow, she thought it was not, and didnt feel like letting off the gas and hitting the brake... lol... So... The front tires, tie rods and ball joints took the brunt of it...lol...but at least she stopped then!!! hahahahahahahahaha......

John Very Happy

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Parole officer! Im still busting a gut in that one Very Happy

Im gonna hve to use that one.

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Maybe if you have daughters, you need to study up on some Dirty Harry film scripts:

Now I know you're asking yourself, did I fire six shots or only five?...

Are you feeling lucky ... Punk?...

You're looking at the the business end of 44 Magnum - The most powerful hand gun in the world...

Then there's country music lyrics:

Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)
------Rodney Atkins

(Marla -Goodman/Casey Beathard)

The declaration of independence
Think I can tell you that first sentence
But then I'm lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head that I forgot
I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forgot

Chorus:

Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me 'bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's and her mama's world
She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son
Now y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this

Well now that I'm a father
I'm scared to one day my daughter's gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
Who seems to have just one thing on his mind
She's growing up so fast it won't be long
'fore I'll have to put the fear of God
Into some kid at the door

Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me 'bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's , her momma's world
She deserves respect, thats what she'll get
Ain't it son, ya'll run on and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleaning this

It's all for show, ain't nobody gonna get hurt
it's just a daddy thing, hey believe me man, it works

Now Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me 'bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's , her momma's world
She deserves respect, thats what she'll get
Ain't it son, ya'll run on and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleaning this

Ha ha

now son now yall buckle up and have her back by 10
no 9..30
drive safe